Thursday, January 27, 2005

Hold up a beer to Old Friends

What's so great about old friends? What makes someone an old friend? Is it the time you've known them? If that is true: Daniel Jonay is my old friend, but I cant imagine nor stand what it would be like to see him. I haven't seen him in years. What's magical about the true definition of old friends is you it could be a year later, two years later, hell 10 years later and then seeing them makes you remember why you are still friends with them in the first place. But better yet, it makes you feel like the time didn't exist between the last time you saw them and this time. Old friends make you remember a time now lost but never once forgotten. Old friends are the difference between what we were and what we could become. Old friends still can't believe you did what you did two years ago but would expect you to do the same 3 years later. Old friends keep you grounded. Old friends are who we look for on a daily basis.

I miss my old friends from one side of the world to the other and all of them in-between.

InappropriateBrian took a break for the day.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

W oh W...

Bush met with some African-American leaders and told them they should come on board for his Social Security plan. His reasoning: Black people die sooner than whites, so they would be better off not putting money into the current system. Wow. The balls on him. Now, don't you think we should focus on why they die sooner than whites? Maybe that shouls be on your agenda Mr. Bush. Or maybe you should sell it in another way... but that's just me.

My favorite lines from Democrats aka The SpinelessCrats: "Ms. Rice, you have messed up Iraq and it is your fault. You have led the country into a dangerous and horrible situation. You should apologize for lying to the American people. As for your confirmation as Sec of State, well, of course we'll promote you. You earned it." I'm paraphrasing of course but doesn't it seem to me that even though SpinelessCrats acknowledge that she has failed, promoting her should be the last thing they do. Makes no sense to me. They say they are using this chance to speak out against her and Iraq but her confirmation is a foregone conclusion. It's like your parents yelling at you for stealing the cookie but then giving you the cookie at the end of the lecture. How would I ever learn my lesson? Makes no sense to me... for more info...



Tuesday, January 25, 2005

The Pod Cast!

Well, folks here it is. My first podcast as promised. This should take you to the BicycleMark site. Then hit Audio communique #5 and you should be able to get it.

Enjoy it! I know I enjoyed making it. Any questions, let me know, but it should work!

Monday, January 24, 2005

The walking date

A few days ago I mentioned the idea of the walking date. I got a response from some people, who I have been pitching this idea to. So, tune into the podcast for the story of stories when it comes to me going on my first walking date.

This is going to be a good one!

Rant, Rave and the MidWest

Hey everyone,

Well, let me first say, I got a comment from a Midwestern and I should say that yes, you are correct: Minnesota and Wisconsin did vote Democrat in the election. But they were also a swing state for most of the election. But I am glad they did vote. You guys made those voting against Bush stay up later than we intended. Thank you Ohio.

So, now that that is out of the way....

Quick Movie Review: The Aviator-- looked great but something was missing. Entertaining but Leo DiCap is just too young to play anything other than... a boy. He's 30 and looks 17. Which I guess isn't such a bad thing in 20 years but--- he's a really good actor but he's too young looking. Gwen Stefani looked perfect as Jean Harlow (and wasn't in it enough to distract from the fact that it was Gwen in the movie), Cate Blanchett as Katherine Hepburn was frighteningly good, makes you want to take her off your top 20 list. And Kate Beckinsale as Ava Gardner looked fantastic, though her relationship with Howard Hughes (Leo) was confusing and not fleshed out enough. I would recommend you seeing it only because there are some incredible shots and also its going to be nominated for Best Picture, whether it will win or not... i dunno.

All i do know is that I enjoyed FINDING NEVERLAND much more as a movie experience. But then, I wasn't that crazy about AMERICAN BEAUTY when it came out either.

Onto other subjects:

Should I discuss my lovely saturday? Hmm... well let's put it this way... to get me angry, you gotta be--- ya gotta fuck up. I'm a pretty patient guy but 30minutes plus of flirting with another guy right in front of me, well, thats where I have my breaking point. I wanted to break a bottle over his head massive fuckin' head... memories... but it was her fault, not his. So, i won't tell you what i did. I iwll save it. You know what, unless someone asks me to continue, I'm going to stop with this story. Will sound so much better if i tell it.

So, tomorrow night, I am doing my first PODCAST with Bicyclemark. Don't know if it will be up here so on Wednesday go to and find the newest podcast. I'm sure the Saturday night story will be continued. It will make for a fun time to listen to it--- drama, excitement... maybe I should tell the story on the podcast.

Rant of the Day: You know what bothers me most about relationships, that telling someone to go fuck themselves is a no-no. And if you did, you have to phrase it as such: "No offense but i love you but you can go fuck yourself." It loses all its meaning. Relationships that are built on the idea of being able to go tell the other person to go fuck themselves is one that will last for awhile. Mysister and her husband, i think they have Go Fuck Yourself Tuesdays where they get to tell each other to go fuck themselves only on Tuesdays. They seem like they are going fine but hey, what happens if she tells him to go fuck himself on a Thursday? Like my parents.... my mom... shit, what if she reads this--- I love you Mom but fuck me, enough is enough... Mothers have this unique ability to make you want to kill yourself, mainly cos you don't want to hurt them. And your dad didn't do anything--- So I purpose a new day: Go Fuck Yourself Tuesday. Its the one day of the week, which a. sucks cos nothing is on TV, b. still too early in the week for you to get excited about the weekend and c. It sounds really good.

So, I woul dlike to formally introduce to the Republican Controlled Government... no, this should be a world thing: Go Fuck Yourself Tuesday, a day where you can look at your girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, close friend, worst enemy and say look: You do this, you do that, go fuck yourself. And they have to say: OK. Thank you for making me aware of that, I will go fuck myself. To make it MORE interesting they cannot return the fuck favor, they have to wait till next week! But if you get them again... well... HAHAHAHA! They have to wait another week and so on and so forth. Also, the rules of the game are as followed: The person has to accept it and try to fix it. So, tomorrow, I will tell all the good people I want to go fuck themselves. You shoudl try it... you might find it as a cleansing of the soul. Go fuck yourself Tuesday is less than 24 hours away!

Finally a Rave: EasyEverything Cafe had a sale on DVDs, 3 for 12.50euro! So I had to decide... i bought and now tell me which doesn't fit: Natural Born Killers, American History X and The Goonies. Good deal and Yes, its The Goonies that doesn't fit. The guy at the counter looked at me like i used to rape small children or something. Anyway--- piece of info: The Goonies called themselves the Goonies because they lived in the "Goon Docks." Now it all makes sense. Anyway. classic movie, one that everyone should see.

OK. Well thats all for today... lookign forward to the Podcast tomorrow and of course: Go Fuckyourself Tuesday.


Friday, January 21, 2005

The Day After Yesterday

"Isn't that today?" One of the most fantastic lines in the movie, "Sideways" which everyone should see. Its so... easy. Its complicated, thought-provoking yet easy. One of the better pictures of the year. I'm sure someone will complain that it's too slow, but it grows on you. Or at least it should.

Yesterday was Mr. Bush's Inauguartion and call me pessimistic but this fuckin' sucks. I can't even begin to describe it. First John "I lost my balls in Vietnam" Kerry doesn't have a clear message and then for that, we get Bush. How many times can I blame the midwest? Let's see...

OK. When they have the primraries they start in a little ass place called: New Hampshire. Now, I've never been but I hear its wonderful. All 12 of the people that live there agree. But then they move to IOWA and from IOWA, Kerry got enough "momentum" and became the favorite. Like rednecks to a sleep with your sister contest the rest of the states followed suit and voted for Kerry. Their reason: He has the most chance of winning.
Proves once again: Blue states are educated. Red states are well, like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. At first, quite funny but after awhile, when you've sat there and watched for three days straight, you realize they really are bad for soceity.

Bill Maher said it best: "They said Howard Dean was a loose cannon but compared to Kerry, at least he had a cannon." And thats what it comes down to. Bush, though I had to say it, ran a better campaign. Granted it was built on lies, fear, paranoia and good ol' fashion values but he somehow made Kerry who took shrapnel in his ass look like a pussy. That's impressive. It's the sexual equivalent to making Wilt Chamberlain out to be a bad closer. You know he isn't, you know Wilt sealed the deal many times, but Bush and Mr. Karl Rove could have convinced the public otherwise.

Mr. Bush (i will never call him President) is everything that is wrong in this world and in the United States. This election was not for or against terrorism, it was not for or against Iraq. It was against progress. Those who believe that we are "great" the way we are and should not progress in the modern world voted for Bush. Those who believed that the USA needs to become something else, maybe progressive in its ideals voted for Kerry (and Nader, all 29 of you). Maybe I'm wrong but that's how I see it. It's a shame because "we" had a real chance but ultimately failed.

It makes me think of one question: Did the 60's fail us twice? More on this another time.

Mr. Bush will now use his 52-48% victory as a mandate to tell the World what he thinks it should be. Why doesn't he just come out and say: "Jesus is coming, look busy. I know I am." I would have more respect for him if he came out and said: "Hello. FUCK YOU ALL. Jesus and I are friends and he told me all of you are going to Hell. I could put a good word in for ya, just donate here." Wouldn't that be the greatest press conference? I would watch that on CNN, probably tivo it cos it's brilliant.

But after yesterday, mentioning the words: free, freedom and liberty 49 times it makes me think that he actually doesn't know the meaning of these words. LIke Mike Tyson getting educated in prison, W was educated in the backwoods of Texas. It's all the same shit. Only difference is, W didn't get fucked up the ass. Well, maybe he did. Its amazing what people will do for cocaine.

A jew would end up in a bathroom stall with Hilter at 4am on a Tuesday if he was on an 8-ball binge. So... maybe W did suck a dick and that's why his lips are like that. I never really looked but as I'm thinking about this... take a look. I think I might be right. Maybe that's why he's so anti-gay... he needed it became what's his name in "Boyz In Tha Hood" and hated himself ever since? Hey, its a theory. Fuck off, if he could guess there are WMD's in Iraq, I could guess that he sucked a cock or two for some good cocaine.

But not losing track of what the point is: The next four years are going to be the darkest in our nation's history. Do I blame all of it on W? No way. What about the other states that voted in this hard-line "Spongebob SquarePants is gay" Republicants? First of all with SSP, he's not gay. What's Elaine's favorite method of birth control. Bob knows what he's doing.

The Republicants (kinda sounds like they're from BLADE RUNNER huh?) are sometimes quite funny. They are the serious side of the BlueCollar Comedy Tour. I don't want to make this an anti-redneck rant but somehow it always makes it that way. I just don't understand it and maybe I need to. Why do people care so much about other people? As long as you don't hurt me, my family or friends, then why should I care what it is you do? Why should my beliefs intrude on you? But the American people have a funny way of thinking what is and what is not their business.

What is worse in all of this is someone who I had respect for: Nancy Pelosi of California. She is now trying to move the party more to the right. You don't need to do that Nancy. You need not make EVERYONE the same, isn't that Communism. Shh... dirty word.
What we need is an infusion of young people in the Democratic party. A burst of energy, the same energy Kerry showed when he left Vietnam. The energy is there it's just been marginalized and moved to the Green Party.

I could go on and on forever it seems on what I think and feel towards W. I will give him one thing. He is one stubborn son of a bitch. And maybe that works. Maybe Bill Clinton was right:
"The American people would rather have a President who was strong and wrong, then right and weak."

I leave you with that...

Thursday, January 20, 2005

The Inappropriateness Begins

Hey Hey Hey. (in a Fat Albert voice, the cartoon not that shit that just came out)

Anyway, so here it is, my real first blog, the other one was a test and I got a response. She was so sweet. we both live in new york. I wonder how she found me? Hmm... maybe its fate or something. Maybe she will be the only one looking at it... that would be sad... pathetic to say the least!

Well... right now I am not in NYC, Im in Amsterdam. Enjoying the "culture" that Amsterdam has to offer and its not a hooker, no, my dutch girlfriend will be home in a minute, she that takes care of that. Get it, she's a hooker. (inappropriate comment #1, check) It could have been much worse. I could call her one to her face. This is my time. Me time. No one knows what an asshole I am time.

So back to the cultrure, just a friendly lil bowl, which i just enjoyed. Actually it's a crappy bowl. It was like 3euro. I saw this BONG in this Headshop, applicably named: The Headshop. It was about a foot high and had a--- should I be discussing? "Paging 'Patriot Act', you're wanted in aisle 2. 'Patriot Act, you're wanted in aisle 2." He's probably listening... wait... it's not Tom Ridge, he resigned saying we're totally save. Bernard "I fucked half the women in NYC" Kerik was-- well... he was funny. Wait a second, if anyone watching the Homeland right now? They're probably all partying. And the "evildoers" are plotting.

But back to Bernie... He was a real New York Cop who had his hand in everything. Mafia, women... drugs I'm sure. And of course a nanny who was from some poor country. Most cops are not like him but he did have a lot of cream, it seems like more than most. Maybe if cops didn't make such shit salaries they wouldn't need the cream. Cream, I like that. Have to give credit to a movie called "Fallen" for that word. Its with Denzel Washington, written by Nicholas Kazan (son of Elia?) and directed by Gregory Hoblit . If you're in the mood for an awesome supernatural thriller, check it out. Also look out for James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) and Aida Turturro (Janice, his sister) in the film. Is it sick that I wouldn't turn down Edie Falco. Man, I love the pants she wears! I think it's sick. It's like screwing your mom's best friend: check. We'll maybe didn't screw. And here's to you Mrs. Robinson....

Well, anyway.. so this blog, it probably never will be as big (though the info I'm putting out there will be greeted with a head shake and an: "Inapporpriate! You're being inappropriate Brian." ) as Andrew Sullivan's (not like I'm a fan) or Bicyclemark who turned me onto this: Check it out. worth the time and effort.

But yeah, this will probably end up just being a rant on issues of political, cultural and urinal nature or should I say persuasion. Probably end up ranting about an ex or a current girlfriend. Or start forming my lil book of ideas on women. Yes, I admit, much smarter than men. Ive been told for years to do a book but I think my ideas should be on a blog and then move to a podcast.

That's just a beginning... more to come. I know you are all anxious to hear more. Patience.

But I did invent a new way of dating: Ask a girl to go for a walk. Now wait before you all get mad or say that its obvious, listen to it. ask her for a walk. It's so simple. Call her up and say: Look, would you like to go for a walk? In a park or something.
Now, what does this do? Women... think about it. It is kind of romantic. Fellas... it saves money AND it makes you look like a sweet guy. And all you're doing is walking... its easy. It just might be the new thing.

I will investigate and expand on it. Though I did try it once and that led to a girl revealing something quite shocking. It was below "I used to have a dick." and above "I have a two year old child." More on that, remind me for that story....

Gift to women: Men go out and do things to be able to tell a good story the next morning.
If you wanna know more, you're just going to have to ask!

But that's about it for today. More to come tomorrow...

Hope you enjoyed it. Count the Inappropriate comments... how many did you get? Not many, I'm only warming up.



This is the first blog of my life, probably 5 years too late. So sad that it takes me forever to welcome myself to the 2001 world.
Well, now that I am here. Let's try this... hopefully I will be in for the long haul